1. deppsex:

    but why would you even give him the waterbed

    he had scissors

    for hands


    (via theteenpauladeen)


  2. blackhairjack:

    Do you ever listen to a song and imagine yourself playing it on stage like totally jamming out then you come back to reality and suddenly you need to start a band right now immediately

    (via killjoykitten)


  3. I hate when people say “women should leave some things to the imagination” like WTF do y’all think women are hiding under their shirt? A baby goat??? The Bridge to Terabithia?? Get the fuck…

    (Source: liveeduzit, via dutchster)

  4. (Source: ladvxgaga, via ladygaga)


  5. chickemuqqets:

    Complaining to my parents like


    (via joshpeck)

  6. videohall:

    News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

    (Source: wdbj7.com, via borinq)

  7. thecutestofthecute:

    English Cream Dachshund 

    (Source: facebook.com, via dutchster)

  8. (Source: nectarblood, via joshpeck)


  9. gutter-whores:

    i need some physical affection and 3 bottles of vodka 

    (Source: gutter-whoress, via dutchster)

  10. kingcheddarxvii:

    I queued this in December I’ve been waiting six months

    (Source: tropius, via joshpeck)